At War With O.J.
This morning I went to war with O.J. ... not Simpson, but that yummy nectar from the fruit that graces Florida's license plates.You might ask; "Why would you want to war with fruit juice?"
Allow me to expound. It wasn't my intention to war with O.J. but "The Juice" started the fight and I was determined to finish it! Despite the label clearly marked "Open Here," when I attempted to open the container to sip some of the juice with my breakfast, it just wouldn't cooperate.
Oh, it's ON!
After a long war of attrition, I was finally victorious! The container was battered and bruised but the juice was mine. Ahhh ... the sweet taste of Victory!
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