Even the winners lose
Hear ye, Hear ye. Gather round children for today witnessed a battle of the mightiest cucumber eaters in all of the land. The most honorable Dean, Cox and Mitches gathered to contest who was truly the fastest cucumber eater. In a battle to the end that involved many jokes Mitches proved to be victorious in eating the cucumber quicker than Dean and the Cox by opening his mouth after devouring the entire thing to prove that he had indeed swallowed.
Pictured (l to r): Dean, Cox, Mitches
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