The Projectors
Ask anyone who was in the office Friday and they will tell you- it was quiet. A baby could have napped. A yoga class instructor could have meditated. A Guerilla Force member could work.
Why? The Projectors were not here. What is a projector? One who can be heard throughout the office, sounding as though they are shouting, wearing a microphone and holding a megaphone, all at the same time.
We can hear you. And if you do not stop talking like you are addressing Congress, I will get that scrappy girl in the Winderley to take you out.
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